I now believe in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!To support the beliefs of this religion, the prophet Bobby Henderson, wrote an open letter to the Kansas School Board explaining how the FSM explanation on the creation of the universe must be taught in the science classroom along with any other intelligent design theories.
"I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (Pastafarianism), and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence." - BH
It's also important to note that FSM also has explained global warming, and scientifically links it to the demise of the number of pirate around the world.
When commenting on the religion, the prophet has noted:
Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. - BH
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